The Getaway!

In all the planning I've been helping with (*cue laughter from Becky*), few decisions have been as difficult as the getaway.  Departing from the church should be a classy event - or, in lieu of that, one steeped in excess. *see footnote at end

Below are just a few of the many opportunities to show that, without a doubt, we value practical mass transit.

 1.  Standard Limousine - basic limousine, standard fare at many weddings

Classy Rating ***/****
Excess Rating **/****
Unique Factor */****

2.  Trolley - Who doesn't love a good trolley ride?  Apparently not many, since all the trollies were booked the day of our wedding

Classy Rating ***/****
Excess Rating ***/****
My desire to call back to trolley services and try to pretend I'm one of the weddings they're booked for and attempt to cancel it so I can get it for my own wedding */****

3.  Cow Limousine - What says Indiana better than a cow limousine?  From the methane gas given off to the faux cow chips which pop out, we would truly outdo ourselves with this.

Classy Rating */****
Excess Rating ***/****
Embarrassment of all parties involved and of uninvolved bovine ****/****

As you can see there are many options for this necessary, practical, and even validating part of our wedding.  Feel free to give us some feedback or snag a trolley for us.  
 

*Those who aren't very familiar with my sense of humor may be wondering about this sentence.  Unfortunately, since the reverse question mark - signifying irony or sarcasm - is not a widely used part of standard English punctuation, I feel obligated on behalf of this blog to write this disclaimer.  Thank you for your patience.